awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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(Source: coryup, via une-bouchee)

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via internetexplorers)

(Source: coketalk, via diazrosa)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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